Let's face it; for all of the romance, Valentine's Day can be a bitter day for some. A day to dwell upon lost loves, betrayal, and revenge. For the jilted lover in your life, consider this thoughtful gift! This sap weighs in at about 7 oz, and features a glossy black finish and scarlet stitching, inspired by the deadly Black Widow spider. Perfect for the brooding dark princess in your life to caress lovingly while plotting her next act of vengeance. VD Special Price: $50
WARNING: Do NOT give this as a gift within 48 hours of ending a relationship! I cannot be held responsible for the actions of ex-girlfriends/wives/mistresses in a state of emotional distress!