A fan of my saps recently pointed out that "Nothing says
I love you like the gift of confidence that comes with having half a pound of lead shot encased in leather in your hand." Being as I'm a hopeless romantic at heart, I decided to celebrate this Valentine's day with some seasonal saps. I'll be adding more until February 14th, and selling them at a reduced price through the holiday! Show how much you care this Valentine's day with a one-of-a-kind collectible.
Because a box of chocolates isn't much good for knocking out an assailant.
Love Tap:
This lovely little sap weighs in at an even 7 oz., and features a riveted integral strap, with a brilliant red finish, and a spiral heart accent to remind the owner that they are loved. :).
VD Special Price: $50
Black Widow:
Let's face it; for all of the romance, Valentine's Day can be a bitter day for some. A day to dwell upon lost loves, betrayal, and revenge. For the jilted lover in your life, consider this thoughtful gift! This sap weighs in at about 7 oz, and features a glossy black finish and scarlet stitching, inspired by the deadly Black Widow spider. Perfect for the brooding dark princess in your life to caress lovingly while plotting her next act of vengeance.
VD Special Price: $50
WARNING: Do NOT give this as a gift within 48 hours of ending a relationship! I cannot be held responsible for the actions of ex-girlfriends/wives/mistresses in a state of emotional distress!
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